terranova -- FMQ

So, Got drunk, she showed up ready to record, after a few shots got her to talk. Added a random picture slide thing for it... Have fun trying to hear her. Anyways, back to the moon...
 Yay.....

butterfly 2

I've got nothing now that, after I am off work, I find I forgot to press the post button...

butterflies

A friend of mine, at one point when we were younger, was terrified of butterflies. I do not think he is any more, but everytime I see a buttfly I think of him... Sidenote: he would always get an errection when he heard the word 'constitution'... Not sure of he still does... Should find out one day.

an older pc

Got to fix an older pc... By that I mean 5 years old. I loved it. Easy... Meaning... I got to so something I was extremely prepared for rather than that new technology that is out today. I even have her a few new fairy pictures, since she loved fairies, because I appreciate the older technology... I love her old leather casing and her fairy protection added on top of that.... I am planingto add an extra flare to her case. Just remember, if your older computer is broken, I will add extra with no cost because older is almost always better. 😁

hybrids

I understand that hybrids may be the future, but a man who does not like my car is a pussy... My other car is a 92 Lincoln Executive with a V8 but don't talk shit about her on our first date and I'll take you for a spin with a happy ending if you know what I mean. Still not sure of I want companionship or just sex... Either way I feel deprived.

spiders yay

So I find this spider at the gas station. I start talking to it and then decide I want to save it from being killed... Half way through, as I finally got it into a cup, I think "it could be dangerous..." so I let go of the cup as it climbs out where my hand was. I thought it was pretty. I'm still an idiot. I like it. It was all soft and fuzzy by the way.

after work

So some may not understand, but after work I play xbox, eat crappy food and maybe try out my guitar skills alone at home finally.

Some do not understand. Being away from home for 16 hours a day up to 7 days a week sometimes makes you miss being alone and doing nothing at all... Even if it is for a few hours before a crash only to wake up to the next portion. 

classes

Got off work. I had to teach a class about counting and our new slogan created by Canadians. Durring which I had a volunteer come up and add some numbers together to come up with a sum before our expected earnings per hour...  Bs of you want the truth... Anyways, she dropped the marker and I thought of this... Lol... The guys up stairs loved it.

Normally I would say no to them asking me to teach new managers, but because of my pay raise, still under What those new employees will get, I said sure why not... There better be fresh fruit next time instead of candy and cookies. I don't eat those... All I had was water from a sink since they had soda to offer. Another thing I do Not indulge in. 

Had a meeting at a Budweiser place. Would have been great of they gave is some beer... Would have made it fun.

energy i can smoke

So I will not post a picture of random crap today but I will say my next book is near complete and "SHOT DRUNK TALES" number two is in the making. I hate when I see something and need to express a need to feats it in words. Anyways. Now for the random picture:

Energy I can smoke. Yay!

sweet mold

Ever went to work wishing you had a hazmat suit? Many places have an A rating but what people don't see is something I do in many stores I work in.

All the shelves look like this... I hate it.

figure it out

i should care more

People look at me weird when I find markers and get excited... I laughed heavily. I should care that I am at work but I don't.

wasting gb

Still trying to figure out how to waste the gb of data on this phone for this month. Not use to being able to waste things like this. At the rate I am going I'll only use 2 or 3 gb by the time I need to pay for more. Anyways, working on my books and have been looking into getting a real website with a better name than the one I came up with seven years ago. This one sucks.

With that announcement, I have been trying to make a comic like thing on my lunch time. I call it "Work In Progress"

sevice dogs

I can pay 59$ to get my dog her full tags to be a service animal on the honor system. Yay. I get emotionally destressed around stupid people and cannot find any emotional relief with someone my own speicies so I need it.. Yay...

lunchtime

So I get bored easily at work and decided to try my hand at drawing random things on sticky notes. I started to draw a penis but that seemed weird with my coworker looking over my shoulder. Instead it's a bird... Lol

newphone

So I finally got a new phone. :) and I will be using it more often to post things like sticky notes and drawings and what ever pictures I want and laugh at. I do it for the gyffaws.

a comic to soon come

I have decided to try and do a comic like post, maybe several times a month if luck prevails... So coming soon a comic about crap like every other comic known online. Oh, and the new book will be out shortly,just need to finish the edits. Thank you and good night

a little for now

A quick summary of what has occurred since last update: So my best friend ditched me for a whore, then again I have done it to him before as well so it's cool, as long as we can still talk. Finished the second draft of my next book. Did not create a video game, a song, or an animation. Did not get the trailer, and am down nearly two-thousand for a car for my mom that originally only should have been five- hundred. Not to mention any names, but some jerk let's say took it out and did some damage to a perfectly good car.,

cat for president

Okay, so when I saw this on the news I laughed about it, for nearly three days and then some. Then I saw the mystery machine, yes the one with shaggy, and I laughed for a lot longer.

Anyways, I wrote a new book, or rather a portion of one because of the cat thing that I hope to publish within a few months. I hope to get more books out a year rather than one every year.

 Back to laughter, I was told that a guy loves my books. He liked the first one, though explained that there were certain errors to it but he understood it being my first book and all. He could not stop laughing when he read my second one, nor could his mother. I love to make people feel emotions, especially laughter, so my next book I publish will hopefully make people laugh the whole time and not just the same jokes over and over so. If anyone reads this, try reading my second book, you'll have a laugh, hopefully, because we need more laughter in life. I am certain laughter will make someone live a long life... Oh and so will extreme hatred like with my racist asshole grandpa I have. He makes me laugh from what he says, then he gets pissed off and may live an extra day because of it. Lol, seriously, listen to a racist sometime, some of the shit that comes out is hilarious. I don't know what, it just is. Anyways....

Thank you and good night.

understanding

So I need to start posting something to keep people's eyes on my shitty posts other than just names. For instance, I will soon start publishing random pictures hopefully to form stories in it. Secondly, someone from nearly fifty miles away liked my book. My first one. More on the way, yes. Fuck you. Then my twitter, more on the way helpfully to tell you people off. No more trying to be funny or whatever. Thank you and good night....