12 September 2014

Last minute Change

Yes a last minute change. Was able to put the video up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYjkvCR6qjI Had to change the name to Calfaj. Last minute decision when the person who named it find out that there is some sort of glass figurine place called casaj and did not want to be confused with that. I'm quite certain it was glass. Anyways CALFAJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYjkvCR6qjI and, well. I know most likely maybe three people will come across and watch half of it, and the other three 'views' will be people who accidently clicked the link. So, Have fun not watching this crap. if This looks hard to read or if at all bad to do so. Still need a new computer, all Walmart sells are those touch screen ipad things. I need something with a key board, so.... That and I've tried those Ipad things before, they break easily, in evry sense. People may tell me that's not true, but obviously they have never done what I have to computers.

11 September 2014

New!!! New!!! New!!! Casaj.... Unless you're reading this in four years

Now, I hope this does not look any different than previous ones. anyways. Been going through some troubles, like a monster energy drink attacked my computer and kind of broke it. Those are mean drinks. Then I had to figure out how to make this computer go onto the internet. Anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My second book is nearly done.... And one more thing..... VIDEO..... Anyone who is clearly not into artwork, crappy music, or very bad animations should not watch this piece of crap, that is called... CASAJ.... Part 1. Only because after the title was created, it was made apparent to me that there are nearly 400 more pieces of art to show off, and the song is only 3-17, meaning there are more to play with. Yes, yes. Well.... Umm.... Since it takes 169 minutes to upload, according to this stupid computer thing. the next post will be about the work itself. and the title to find. Ty Note: Must get computer for internet. This one is only for art.....

09 August 2014

upsetting day

Day was going fine, until the last 30 minutes of my shift when one of my employees decided to not listen to a word I have said, then argues with me, telling me off, using the "F-word". No, I don't mean once, I mean he said it every other word was "Fuck this" and "that fucking bullshit" and "It's fucked up".

He has been with the company for nearly three weeks now. Has told us that he hates people, hates people. Yes, doubled. He refuses to do the coolers because it is "too cold" and he refuses to move anything to get to any items needed to stock. He hates bringing things out of the back room to stock shelves. He says he's the only one who does anything. He has lied several times to me and the higher management. I am an assistant, anyways; All I did was let him know that the daily checklist, the one he signs, says the job duties he is suppose to do, which is what the note said to read because he has apparently "never seen no fucking daily checklist" even though it says the name right on it when he signs it. I swear, I'm near the point of taking him out back and beating his ass. Luckily I only deal with him once a week. Luckily within a few weeks his ass is gone. I'm pissed.

That was how my day was ruined.

Well now, I have continued on with a different book rather than my real book because I like funny things that make no sense, so.... Prepare for something you will not be able to understand, if I do that one instead of the other one, or the other one than that. Okay, several books started, one will make it through. P.S. new cartoon coming soon. Maybe. lol...

19 July 2014

no update

I am working on another book. A real one, I mean the last one was, but it was not as well. Not sure how to describe it. Broke my phone I just got, last time I go with that brand. Made of glass cracks and breaks easily. No, no true update. May return later when there is one.

06 July 2014

Oh Golly

My book is now for purchase on kindle. Still waiting for the hard copy to become available:

Product DetailsMy book. Oh yeah.

05 July 2014

Finally did it

I have finally, well not fully, kind a sorta published a book. Will let all know when it comes out for you all to buy it. Buy it... I guess.

Oh, I can't wait for people to see it, how much it costs (lol) and read the words I wrote wondering about how I even managed to graduate high school, or if I even did.

Waiting for the publishing details and stuff to get done in order to be able to put it up on here for show. Well, the link directly to the book for purchase. I even started creating a new book. One in which I got a little drunk and accidently said some secret wishes to a friend in which I began to think "hey, now if I wrote a book about that, that'd be awesome."

Oh, and by the cost (lol), I do not mean it'll cost thousands of hundreds. I just thought the price given is funny.

Anyways, 24hours to several days or something. I'm not sure. Cannot wait. So excited.... yay.

27 June 2014

Oh no

I'm not sure where to turn. I'm a little scared. It all started this morning, here is the long version:

Went to work early, got work done, found out no load came in, had nothing to do except other things so it was an easy day, met a guy who said I was attractive and got his number, turns out my car is perfectly fine I was freaking out over nothing, finally got my new phone after a month of being 'alone', got home and worked on my book. This guys wants to go hiking with me at night.

Anyways, he's either going to kill me and rape my dead body, or he assumes I'll have sex with him.

My book. I know it's not real publishing, and that I may not actually make any money off it, but my words will be out there for people to read and hate. I hope most people who publish are not fully in it for the money, but are happy to have it out there for at least one person to read. With that being said, read my book when it's out. I think it'll be free some days on the kindle version for you to download. And if you're willing to pay for it, which would donate to my new house I plan on buying. Well, not new, more like pay for my house right now, then I would be willing to accept it. It will be in physical form as well. Thank you all. ---Kriss

24 June 2014


I have been having some troubles with the book. editing, and creating the book and cover was fun. So was re-editing over and over again, but the problem I am having is what will happen when I do publish it. What will people say? How am I suppose to compete with other authors out there who have written in the same genre and were able to do better than I have? Will it be just as boring as every other crap that has been placed on shelves making people wish they never read it?

It happens, I hate spending money on a book only to find that it was one of the worst things I could have possibly purchased only to end up wishing I had my money back for something useful. Like food. Oh, how I do, however, have a plan. I publish this book in a different name than my real one. I'm saving my real name for my other book, one in which I have been writing for years. I am still, no where near done. It's my work of art.

Anyways, more updates available. About to get into contact with the publisher and try to find out what to do next and how to make it a possibility rather than just a dream.

Oh, and I will start up some sort of community chat forum thing like everyone else has in order to gain criticism for my work. Hopefully all the hateful words used to describe my book will allow me to create even worse ones in the future.

22 June 2014

editing in progress

Editing, and drunkenness. Two words that should never come together but do here, right now. editing my current book that will be published within the next couple of moths. Anything else I previously promised is now on a hiatus until the book is done with. Will post details when it is done. Now, about being drunk. I figure any one who reads the book and understands it must be drunk. So, the third editing will be now, while I am some-what intoxicated. Anyways, more updates will come.

Buy my book when I publish it. Please.

--- Kriss

17 June 2014

New POst, or late Post

I am currently working on my book. That is all. New updates will come later as the process continues.

Found out, after finishing the book, I figured out the name. Now, I just have to edit to make sure more people will not understand it. Ty.

Edited portion: Oh, and, hopefully you'll get to see something new.

30 May 2014

IN process

Currently setting up a recording, well, a half-assed cheaply made, recording studio. Those "do-it yourself" ideas look easy enough. Just nee some foam or egg cartons or something. Yes, the first few true recordings will sound, umm, shitty. Kind of like that bass that played during "Caca Doodle Do on Me VI" But only because the technology we have sucks... or it could be the bass guitarist sucks. Either way, just trying to do it and having fun versus trying to do it, have no money left over for food, and sound shitty hating ourselves for it being as is, would suck more. The idea of being happy, having fun trying something different, and being able to eat every day is awesome.

Anyways, currently creating a cheaply made studio in order to be able to record crap that no one will like, in the process of trying to develop a way for the guitarist to play, because the guitarist sucks, and the bass is a little bit better though still sucks. no news yet on if or when a drummer will come, a pianist, or any other musically talented (in their own pathetic mind) will come into play.

Update Complete.

Work in Progress

So what I am working on is, a book, animations, songs, music, lalala...... Basically, anything I want to work on at the moment.

What I am currently getting into are these animations. They're stupid, they're fun to create, and now that I have written a song, it'll hopefully be a big part of the next animation I am creating. In the process of making it actually. May have found a few people who know how to play instruments, hopefully they're not full of shit. So, coming soon.

19 May 2014

Depressed a little

I finally fully broke it off with that guy. I am depressed and lonely but I know there is a guy who will remember my name as we have "fun". I mean sex.

I am going through a few emotional things in my life, so As soon as I am done drinking and getting back to who I really am, or was before, like my art or my writings. Idk, I am a little intoxicated, can't think straight so don't criticize me.I am depressed, but I know he wasn't right for me.

Anyways, what I was about to explain was that whenever I am ready to post a new video or animation anyways I will. I will be doing my own music hopefully. I have been playing the bass and guitar so, of course I will, It will suck. Yes it will. and one day, when I'm, too dru nk to care, I will pubish crap. Anyways, thank you. Love you guys, all maybe one of you who read this garbage.

Sincerely Kriss...

03 May 2014


I had it all planned out, even have 9 seconds done in that crappy half-assed way, and I forgot my equipment in order to continue working on it. So, maybe  I'll create something as an add on with what I've got in hopes to create something not-so good in the process, without my fancy little board to draw on, or my flash drive with all the stuff saved on it. Anyways, from what I've done and what I've accomplished with three days no sleep, I suspect it would be done within, three months, same as last time. But much more, well, lets say you need a different type of perspective in order to say "ohhh, pretty..." Ty and good night, or whatever normal people do after lights out.

10 April 2014

Taking it Back

Taking my days back. Writing a description, will soon publish a short story on amazon. need to come up with a certain amount of money and there are several different ways to do it, and I plan on doing as many as I can in order to come up with what is needed. Just a description and drawing the cover picture is what is needed to start publishing. Once one gets through then I will have the drive for others. Continuing with animations of course, but that one takes a while to do. NO more guy in my life to spend all my time and money on, My work is getting better hours and such for me to be able to have time for myself, and I will be damned if I let a few months of whatever it was I was doing hold me back.

23 March 2014

What is Kriss doing now?

Well, now I've actually been thinking a lot about this stupid blog and these stupid animations, and well. At least it's something right. New update: Will be getting it up soon. I keep saying it, but working six days a week and going through that stuff over the past few weeks is not good. Anyways. Will one day. Also, posting random crap on here, works for me in to remember what days are what. Awesome.

18 March 2014

Yet another Kriss is for the day

Kriss is currently drinking by herself, learning new things, trying to remember that it could be worse. A whole lot worse. Kriss could lose the job, house, car after all. Kriss misses the man in her life who held her when she felt lonely. Though she knows that he was bad for her, she knows it, just misses the attention.

What is Kriss looking for in a mate?
A man who has a job, who will not abuse animals, who will not smack her around or demean her in any way other then to be truthful by telling her art sucks, or something like that. Who will listen to her, who will apologize rather than explain things and reasons to it.

Okay, truth time. I am sorry but being as though Kriss (or I, sorry for third person)  is a little intoxicated will be telling something personal. Kriss knows she's lonely, but she also knows a man who chokes his dog is not suitable for her. She chose her cat over him. A cat who screams for her when he thinks she's not home. What would a man like that do to a cat who wants his mommy?... She knows a man who doesn't listen when she says "please don't hit me like that" is not good for her.

So here is a list of demands, in case that guy she likes "who happens to be a cop" is stalking her.

She wants a man who has a job, a man who loves animals and helps people (like she does. Because a smile to a single person can brighten her day, even a week. Donating a bike to a kid made her happy for quite some time. His happiness made her happy.) A man who has a job and does not need to mooch off her success (or what little she has). A man who can buy his own food and doesn't need to visit a pawn shop every so often for money. A man who can easily say "No, I'll pay" when the check comes. Kriss is tired of paying the bills, needs someone else to for a change. She needs someone who allows her to pay sometimes too. for example, going 'Dutch' I guess is the proper term.

I know what I want. But I keep getting into these assholes who have nothing and I think I can help them until they tell me to quit my job or hate me having one or something.  I just, I want to feel as though someone is not dependent of me. That someone can take care of me, but understand that I can do it myself if need be.

 I have no clue how to feel at this point. Back to playing with video and hoping I'm not "prego" or whatever. I know he'd be the type of guy to screw me then say "oh I've never touched that, it ain't mine!" fuck.
 I think what I'll miss most from him is the holding and the "I'll listen" even if he fakes listening.

DON'T WORRY!!!! I am currently finishing up one of several videos. Acting as though I never took any art or video classes in my life. Awesome.

Kriss is

Well, Kriss is not sure how to feel at this particular moment in time. As a matter of fact, Kriss will be continuing some work on the next few videos in hopes to finish and publish them in a matter in which will be enjoyable, at a younger level (or get drunk and or high enough to enjoy). Enjoy then when they show up.

16 March 2014


Well, screwed myself over on that deal. No go on moving anymore. I have no clue what to do now. I'm tried, hungry, dirty. I have no clue what I'm doing anymore. Okay, not dirty, actually took a shower this morning. Going to do something, two live video and one animation on the way at some point when I remember and have time. After freaking out for the next couple weeks.

07 March 2014


Currently in the process of moving, should only take a week to do. Hopefully, with all is done, I will be able to start thinking about my future and what there is needed for me to accomplish, try and act like a real adult. I'm scared...

I'm hoping that the whole camera issues and such can be fixed in the process. Actually start playing my Bass again. will soon be posting a new video as soon as I am done editing it. hopefully, it won't be as bad as the first one. Maybe a little longer. It's allowed 15 minutes or something like that. Several hours cut down to that much time.

The animation may be delayed a few months. Been working harder for a promotion, been trying to get up some money. Well, now that it's been put out there, hopefully the next video I've decided to put up gets a few laughs or people who hate it. Totally awesome either way.

01 March 2014

Yet another update

I haven't been working on anything in particular. Writing, reading, trying to figure out how to use software I haven't used in years. I was able to create something. It was different, weird, doesn't look as good. If I could just concentrate, I might be able to get it done. Maybe next month or so. Or maybe I end up going back to what I was originally planning on doing and it takes up much more time. Doing it all in MS pain is hard, but it's worth it.

20 February 2014

Clarification of previous post

It has come to my attention that it takes me quite a while to create animations and such because I mainly use MS Paint and none of those fancy software that would make it go by a little faster. That and I do not have the extra helping hands or man power that I could use. So Last night my friend and I decided to take a random camera, being that we were into some whiskey and having fun, and put something up on YouTube for people to be able to hear us. My voice being high pitched and hurts the ears, and the lighting sucks. It, however, will give people something to watch for now as soon as I clean up some names and places that were said within. With that being said, properly unlike the previous post, give us, or me, a few days. The man on the video is the man who will help with voicing the animations in the future. Enjoy once it is cleaned and uploaded. (Not all 3 hours of it, just a few minutes hopefully.)