Kindle

I can publish my crap onto amazon and get money for it. I should use a pen name, something like "Kriss" or "Savario" or something I have no clue. I am excited, time to start trying to write my crappy novel that people will obviously not pay for, wait until it's free, then describe how utterly repulsive it was to look at and how dare I not find a credible editor, instead I pay some poor girl at a gas station a couple bucks to look it over. Oh the possibilities. Do I finish the novel I have started and publish that or do I write a short story to get the words flowing. I have many things I can do.