I think

I think it's about time to sell a bunch of stuff on eBay. Well, I can find a bunch of stuff outside, I mean if people can sell snow and weeds on eBay, I can sell things like that too. Maybe even some of my creations like books I've made, much of my books I have hand made, a lot of necklaces and crap, and random paintings and such. I am so going to be a millionaire when I sell my popcorn kernels. Or maybe sell off my hair one day. It's three almost four feet long, that should go for a couple million. Then again most people want virgin hair, and seeing as how I'm not a virgin, it might not go so well. That just seems like discrimination to me, or maybe they're just witches. I mean who cares if I have had sex or not.